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captainbisexual:

it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here

swingsetindecember

halfglovepunch:

nooreekim:

ca-tsuka:

moonanimate:

Enjoy. :)

"Moon Animate Make Up" = Sailor Moon episode 38 re-animated by over 200 fans from all around the world.

It’s finally out! I had a chance to be a part of this project and I had lots of fun with my scene.  Thanks to Kate for organizing this, she did an amazing job!

Check out the full version of the Sailor Moon Re-Animated episode. My bit is around 7 minutes in!

obrojobs

breenwolf:

slow build???????? nooo i want fast build i want tHE FASTEST BUILD i want orgasms in chapters one through four and “fuck i’m in love” by chapter five then i want misunderstandings from chapter 7 through chapter 9 and some sappy ass ending with an epilogue that makes me bury my face in my pillow and aggresively click away through my tabs and grin like an idiot because everything is great and my otp is gonna be in love fOREVER get that slow build shit outta my face if i wanted to know “will they won’t they” i’d just watch the fuckin show

tuukka-tantrum

communismkills:

P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

Can’t wait for someone to tell me to turn off a pit bull song Bonita triggering ngl

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Observations I've made about hockey fans on tumblr and IRL

  • Penguins Fans: OMG PENGUINS SIDNEY CROSBY IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD NEALER FLOWER GENO TANGER'S HAIR FUCK THE FLYERS DID I EVER TELL YOU GUYS HOW MUCH I LOVE MY TEAM WHY I AM SCREAMING I COULDN'T EVEN FUCKING TELL YOU
  • Flyers Fans: OH YOU'RE A PENGUINS FAN? WELL I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE WHILE YOUR FAMILY IS FORCED TO WATCH AND THEN FORCED TO EAT YOUR REMAINS FUCK CROSBY I HOPE SOMEONE'S SKATE SLICES HIS THROAT CLAUDE GIROUX WAS ON THE COVER OF NHL 13 WHAT NOW
  • Red Wings Fans: Oh, you're not a Detroit fan? Well clearly you know nothing about hockey. We've been in the playoffs for 20 consecutive years, clearly we're the best team ever and if you don't agree then you suck and your team sucks. We hate Crosby because he sucks, his stats mean nothing, he's a dirty player. Also, GOTTA REPRESENT THE D.
  • Blackhawks Fans: FUCK BANDWAGON FANS I'VE BEEN A FAN OF THIS TEAM FOREVER, THEY'VE ALWAYS SUCKED ONLY UNTIL RECENTLY YOU PEOPLE KNOW NOTHING FUCK DETROIT WE HAVE HOSSA NOW BITCHHHHH. Also, how can you NOT ship Toews and Kane?
  • Maple Leafs Fans: We're just gonna hate on everything because we're Satan.
  • Rangers Fans: Our goalie is the living personification of the word sex. That's all we need to say.
  • Hurricanes Fans: Staals staals staals staals rockin everywhere JEFF SKINNER <3
  • Bruins Fans: FUCK MONTREAL but Carey Price tho....
  • Canadiens Fans: FUCK BOSTON but Tuukka Rask tho....
  • Blue Jackets Fans: .....Someday.<p>carey price tho<br/><br/></p>